Dewey and Lyle, grinning like they know something. They don't. Soft Bella+Canvas tee in loud orange.
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A cartoon comedy & merch shop · Springboro, Ohio
Two Dumbasses
Two dumbasses. One microphone. Zero plan.
Dewey and Lyle are two cartoon neighbors who defend the worst ideas they can find. Then they put them on a shirt.
Full confidence. 36 dumb things
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The official seal, in orange and gold on royal blue. You know what you did.
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One word, stitched in script on an orange-and-khaki trucker. Says it so you don't have to.
$27.12
Made to order by Printful · Retro Trucker Hat | Yupoong 6606
“Coffee: making dumbasses slightly less dumb since day one.” White glossy ceramic, 11 or 15 oz.
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Made to order by Printful · White Glossy Mug
Neoprene can cooler. For the four words before every bad idea.
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Made to order by Printful · Can Cooler
A proper award certificate — gold seal, two signatures, a blank line for the winner. Suitable for framing.
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Made to order by Printful · Enhanced Matte Paper Poster (in)
For the ones who are sure. Lyle, backwards cap, one eyebrow, zero doubts.
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A whole sheet: both boys, the seal, the bulb, the mic and “nice try.” A5 kiss-cut.
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Made to order by Printful · Kiss-Cut Sticker Sheet
Every item is printed on demand by Printful with an original Two Dumbasses design. Made to order: 2–7 business days to make, then 3–5 days in the mail. Shipping is the real carrier cost, shown at checkout, with no markup.
Meet the boys
Dewey & Lyle
The tall orange one
Dewey
Says yes before the question is finished. Owns one propeller beanie and a lot of confidence in whatever Lyle just said.
- Favorite food: whatever is closest
- Has started 4 businesses (all on the same afternoon)
- Thinks the moon is "pretty close, actually"
The round blue one
Lyle
Always has a plan, and the plan is always "basically done." One heroic eyebrow, one backwards cap, zero doubts.
- Favorite tool: duct tape, then more duct tape
- Once grilled in the gutter
- Reads instructions "after, as a treat"
The hall of fame
Latest Bad Ideas
The Leaf Blower Hovercraft
Bad Idea of the Week: Mowing the lawn from a hovercraft made of two leaf blowers and a kiddie pool
We Tried Meal Prep
Bad Idea of the Week: Cooking a week of chili in the dishwasher
Ask a Dumbass: Taxes
Bad Idea of the Week: Paying the electric bill in quarters to "make a point"
The story, such as it is
It Started With a Gutter Grill
Two cartoon neighbors, one borrowed microphone and an idea to grill burgers in the rain gutter "because it's already the right shape." Somebody hit record. The burgers did not survive.
Dewey and Lyle have been defending bad ideas with total confidence ever since. The merch came next, because a bad idea deserves a good shirt.